爆笑表白句子(搞笑表白模板)

1.最近都说以M3S7开头的是假钞，我赶紧看了看钱包，还好，里面最大面额只有5块。

Recently, it was said that the money beginning with M3S7 were counterfeit. I quickly took a look at my wallet. Fortunately, the largest denomination was only 5.

2.让你清凉一夏天的方法：去找个喜欢的人表白，不一会儿就心凉了。

The way of feeling cool a whole summer: to express your love to the person you like，in a short while your heart will be cold.

3.“老板，为什么你卖的包子没有馅？”

"Boss, why do you sell steamed stuffed bun without stuffing?"

“因为我还没有掌握核心科技。”

"Because l haven't grasp the core technology yet."

4.梦到我睡到九点还没去上班，吓得立马坐起来，感慨还好是个梦。看一眼闹钟，顿时心塞了，九点半！

I dreamed that I slept until 9 o'clock,I am frightened to sit up immediately, luckily it is a dream. Take a look at the alarm clock, immediately my heart stopped,it is half past nine!

5.中午一同学一进教室就抱怨道：“我快要热成烤猪了！”

At noon，one of the students went into the classroom and complained: "I am so hot like a roast pig!"

我淡淡地说：“首先你得成为一头猪。”

"First you have to be a pig," I said lightly.

6.我找一路人问路：“怎么去医院？”

I find a passer-by to ask the way: "How to get to the hospital?"

那人说：“沿着那高架一直走就好了。”

The man said, "Just go straight along the high line."

“可那高架是断的。”

"But it is broken."

“对，从断的地方掉下去，就会到医院了。”

"Yes, fall where it is broken , and you'll be in the hospital."

7.老公深夜未归，女儿担心老公有外遇，她妈安慰道：“乖，别往坏处想，说不定是出车祸了。”

Her husband didn't come back late at night. The daughter was worried that her husband was having an affair. Her mother comforted her and said, "Darling, don't think the worst.maybe there is a car accident."

8.和亲妈吵架后，我过意不去，准备去道歉。没想到我妈先说到：“是我有错在先，把你生了出来！”

I had a terrible quarrel with my mother, and I felt so sorry that I was going to apologize. Unexpectedly my mother said first: "it is my fault first,I gave birth to you!"

9.我考试没考好，父母都没有责备我，我妈安慰我说：“没事，你还小，我和你爸可以再生一个。”

I did not do well in the exam, my parents did not blame me, my mother comforted me and said: "it's ok, you are still young, your father and I can have another baby.

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