幽默却又伤感的句子_(幽默伤感的句子说说心情)

一，道理都懂像鱼活在水里死在水里

It all makes sense. It's like a fish living in water, dying in water

二，一遍一遍地原谅你，又一遍一遍地陷入失望

Forgive you over and over again, and fall into disappointment over and over again

三，爱到极致是成全也是无奈

Love to the extreme is perfect and helpless

四，祝你幸福别辜负我的不打扰

Wish you, happy. Don't let me down. Don't bother

五，两人聊天想太多者书字多者输 先截聊天记录者输对方未回复就删聊天框者输 以上不爱者赢不动心者赢

The two chat and think too much. The book loses more than one person. The first person to intercept the chat record loses the other party without replying. The person who deletes the chat box loses the above and does not love to win

六，我五点给你发信息 你七点在朋友圈分享和朋友出去玩的视频 十点回复我 其实我对不喜欢的人也这样

I'll text you at 5: 00. You share a video with a friend at Circle of Friends at 7: 00. Call me back at 10: 00. I do the same thing with people I don't like

七，我不会像其他女孩子一样 向你要奥迪 圣罗兰 古驰 转账 我只要你一句你不能没有我 我连人带命都给你

I'm not gonna ask you for an Audi saint Laurent Gucci transfer like any other girl. I just want you to say you can't do it without me. I'll give you my life

八，如果我三十岁没有结婚 你可不可以送我一束花

I may have forgotten what a teenager looks like, but I always remember the noise and ostentation of the people around me that summer, and I don't have that kind of summer anymore, and I finally say goodbye to myself

九，我可能忘了少年的样子 但我始终记得那个夏天 周围人的喧闹和放肆招摇的风 我不再拥有那样的夏天 也终于和曾经的自己作别

十，我为你熬夜成瘾，却换不来你的一句晚安

I am addicted to staying up late for you, but I can't exchange your good night

十一，尽管没有深情的告白，也没有诚挚的诺言 但在顺其自然中 我们就成为了彼此的唯一 余生漫漫 我愿与你风雨中执手，平淡中偕老

Although there is no affectionate confession, there is no sincere promise, but in nature we have become each other's only long life, I would like to work with you in the wind and rain, plain in the old

十二，实在放不下那就一直喜欢

I can't let it go. Then I always like it

十三，别人的童话永远都是浪漫的。而我的童话却永远都是凄凉。

Other people's fairy tales are always romantic. And my fairy tale will always be bleak.

十四，感情走着走着就散了，念着念着就忘了。

Feelings are scattered when they walk, and they are forgotten when they are read.

十五，关于你我怕到最后连吃醋的身份连忘记的勇气都没有

About you, I'm afraid that in the end I won't even have the courage to forget my jealous identity

十六，我没有很想你，只是在不高兴的时候会想起你，你还是我第一个想要倾诉的人，我没有很想你，只是在听歌的时候会突然想起你，不为什么，只因为那歌词写得好像我和你。

I don't miss you very much, I just think of you when I am unhappy. You are still the first person I want to talk to. I don't miss you very much. I just think of you suddenly when I listen to the song. No reason, just because The lyrics are written like me and you.