形容人懒的幽默句子【夸女人懒的经典句子】

1.虽然肉体不活动形容人懒的幽默句子，但是灵魂在骚动。

Although the body is not active, the soul is not tolerant of loneliness.

2.我不是懒形容人懒的幽默句子，我只是忙得不明显。

I'm not lazy, I'm just not obviously busy.

3.别跟我比懒形容人懒的幽默句子，我懒得跟你比。

Don't compare with me about being lazy. I'm lazy to compare with you.

4.地球不爆炸形容人懒的幽默句子，床都不会下。

If the earth doesn't explode, I won't get out of bed.

5.现在，唯一陷进去出不来的是被窝。

Now, the only one that can't get out is the quilt.

6.能躺着就不坐着，能坐着就不站着。

If I can lie down, I will not sit. If I can sit, I will not stand.

7.每天懒床不是因为我懒，是还没想好今天穿什么。

I can't get up every day not because I'm lazy, but because I haven't figured out what to wear today.

8.早上长睡不起，晚上视死如归。

I can't get up in the morning and stay up at night.

9.白天我要休息好，因为晚上我要睡觉。

I'll have a good rest during the day, because I'll go to bed at night.

10.每天睡醒第一件事就是想睡觉。

The first thing to wake up every day is to want to sleep.

11.闹钟存在的意义，就是让我换个姿势继续睡。

The meaning of alarm clock is to let me change my posture and go to sleep.

12.我就是我，是一颗每天都会懒床的烟火。

I am me, a firework that can't get up every day.

Don't take a bath with me. I'm a national level "wash free" type.

14.一想到明天还有好多事情要做，就只好睡到后天了。

As soon as I think there are many things to do tomorrow, I have to sleep until the day after tomorrow.

15.我的被子生病了，我要在床上照顾它。

My quilt is ill. I will take care of it in bed.

16.早起的虫儿被鸟吃，我不想被吃，所以我不想起床。

The early worms are eaten by birds. I don't want to be eaten, so I don't want to get up.

17.懒床不是因为我懒，因为我在床上思考人生。

Lazy bed is not because I am lazy, because I sleep in bed thinking about life.

18.我这么懒的人，要不是喜欢你，才不会给你献殷勤。

I am such a lazy person. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't be courteous to you.

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