愚人节整人英语短消息(精选28句)

1、Eight quit when he asked： depend！ Joking！ ent！

2、追你追你我追你，就象猎人追狐狸；亲你亲你我亲你，就象老汉啃玉米。

3、请先摸摸你那红嫩的小脸，再摸摸你的小肚子！好！这次养猪知识讲座到此结束，明天见！

4、小明上课时总是睡觉，老师批评他：你可不可以不要睡觉？小明回答：不行，因为我是特困生。

5、Do you have a angel face， devil figure， even you fart posture is so beautiful。 Can in public under， control the tempo？

6、I chase you chase you chase you， just as a hunter chasing fox； I kiss you kiss you kiss you， just like the old man eating corn。

7、Touching you that please tender face， then touching your belly！ Good！ The pig knowledge lecture to the end， see you tomorrow！

8、你有天使的面孔，魔鬼的身材，就连你放屁的姿势都那么优美。可在大庭广众之下，控制一下节奏好吗？

9、亲爱的你真不起，每天睡到十点起、餐餐五碗都见底，体重没人能比，送给看短信的那头猪，愚人节快乐。

10、Xiao Ming is always sleeping in class， the teacher criticized him： you can not sleep？ Xiao Ming answered： no， because I am a obtains。

11、八戒遇月老问：靠！月老！为何让我跟高家玉兰分离。月老道：她是人，你是妖，我怕你们的孩子生出是人妖。

12、这段日子以来，我一直想对你说三个字，但又怕说了连普通朋友也做不成，可我控制不住，还是想说：借点钱！

13、These days， I always wanted to say three words to you， but again afraid said even friends can do， but I cant help， or want to say： borrow some money！

14、我是一棵孤独的树，千百年来矗立在路旁，寂寞的等待，只为有一天当你从我身边走过时，为你倾倒，砸不扁你就算白活了。

15、I am a lonely tree， stood one thousand years on the road， lonely waiting， just for one day when you past me， is you dump， hit not flat you even miss life。

16、Dear you really cant afford to， slept at 10 o clock， five meals bowl bottom， no one can than weight， gave the pigs， look at the messages happy April fools day。

17、想和你去看海，却把握不住莫测未来；想和你去登山，却充满对理想茫然；想和你去流浪，却到不了幸福天堂；想和你去逛街，**不许带狗。

18、从前有一姑娘叫乔妮娜，她和一个叫沙德的相爱了，他们在一起看星星。当流星划过天空时，他们将这颗流星命名为：乔妮娜沙德星。祝您愚人节快乐！

19、一大学生被敌人抓了，敌人把他绑在了电线杆上，然后问他：说，你是哪里的？不说就电死你！大学生回了敌人一句话，结果被电死了，他说：我是电大的！

20、今天将出现大量忧“愚”症患者，其表现为会议通知不信，领导召唤不听，有人请客不到，有人送礼不要，就连收个短信也不敢笑。因为愚人节愚人才乐呢！

21、动物世界真奇妙，狮子吼来百鸟叫。斑马羚羊在吃草，狗熊大象瞎胡闹。兔子欺负乌龟小，总想和它来赛跑。只有王八静悄悄，打开手机看热闹！愚人节快乐！

22、精美的句子，常常以励志的句子、正能量的句子、唯美的句子、人生感悟的句子、伤感的句子、搞笑的句子等等面目出现，经过时间的淘洗，流传下来的往往简短而有深意。

23、你在我眼中最美：鹰钩鼻子蛤蟆嘴，老鼠眼睛罗圈腿，鼻子You are the most beautiful in my eyes， aquiline nose mouth， toad rat eyes round， a mouth， under the nose dripping - mouth water。 Happy April fools day！

24、Once upon a time there was a girl called Qiao Nina, she and the shad, a fall in love, they look at the stars together。 When the meteor across the sky, they will this meteor named： Qiao Nina ShaDeXing。 I wish you happy April fools day！

25、Today there will be a lot of sorrow fool, its performance for meeting notice not letter, leadership call dont listen to, somebody will treat, someone a gift, dont even receive a text message cant laugh。 Fools because of April fools day happy！

26、A college student was caught by the enemy, the enemy took him tied to the pole and then asked him, said, where are you？ Dont say electricity dead you！ College students back to the enemy in a word, the result was electricity dead, he said： I am a TV university！

27、Want to and you go to the sea, but can not grasp the uncertain future； Want to go climbing with you, is the ideal blank； Want to go with you stray, but cant get happiness heaven； Would you like to go shopping with you, the police are not allowed to take the dog。

28、Animal world is really wonderful, the lion roar to hundred birds。 Zebra antelope eat the grass, bear the elephant blind mischief。 Rabbit bullying small tortoise, always wanted to and it to the race。 Only the tortoise was silent, open the phone addicted！ Happy April fools day！